He's dead Jim. In the last 2 weeks of August 2013 there have been a nearly unbelievable number of system-wide outages at some of the world's largest internet service providers. Microsoft, Amazon, Google...almost everyone except Twitter found their systems lying face down in the mud recently. Even the NASDAQ and NYSE struggle to keep their shared server running in their "Neutral Zone" putting nearly six trillion trades at risk. Techno-guru John Curtis joins us for this entire episode dedicated to the News of The Damned. Satan admits to not being a hipster.