Happy Monday Birds! News to Me is our Monday segment where one of the dumb bitches on this podcast talks about some shit they learned. And if you've heard the news already well, it's News to Me.

This week, Kelly is talking about:

- Bird Shit: We're getting better. Again.

- Cultural Shit: The History of St. Patrick's Day and the phrase "Brits Out"

- Piece of Shit: Why J.K. Rowling needs to fade into obscurity

- Trivia Shit: Pi Day

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