The boys discuss Aaron Sorkin's prestige television program Newsroom. It stars American hero and folk star, Jeff Daniels. He is sexy and very funny. We are huge fans.

This is a great episode: we pitch conspiracy theories about the Biggie Smalls assassination and Bill O'Reilly's virginity. The boys wax poetic about the fertility crisis and Jack offers to father a fan's child. Jack also defends Teacher-Lunch Lady sex relationships.