This episode name drops everyone from Campbell's soup, an apartment complex in Kettering Ohio, Jesus, racism in Wapakonetta Ohio, scary bus drivers, a vets office, the cops at the gas station, Paris Hilton makes a walking taco, messing around with the youth pastor, Hannah from McDonald's, Taylor gets angry, Kyle is a good cryer, and Samantha likes the bad guys. RIP to our hamster. We become drag queen impersonaters to get Taylor Swift tickets. Sam is the next bestselling novelist. What's your biggest sexual fear? The vagina is where???