In a development straight out of Eastbound & Down, 44-year-old Philip Rivers is actually going to come off the couch and start at quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. Which of course begs the question: How horrible are the CFL and XFL and arena-league QBs who can't get that phone call from Shane Steichen? Jay and Dre cover that and other weird developments in the NFL during Week 14 before they pick Week 15's slate, featuring a defensive test for Jordan Love and Green Bay as they go to Denver, a young lion challenging for the AFC East throne as New England takes on Buffalo, and another Jared Goff-Matthew Stafford measuring contest as Detroit visits the Los Angeles Rams.