Part One (0:00): It was a wild first weekend of the NFL! Dan and Chip discuss some of the games and events, and talk about the crazy road team spreads. We also discuss the Bengals, TJ Watt, a tie between the Colts and Texans, playoff teams from last year, Atlanta Falcons, the Browns no-call, and Brownie the Elf. Phew...

Part Two (22:10): PFF QB rankings from week one, and Dan shares his "worry-o-meter"

Part Three (47:47): In the final segment Chip makes his Daily Fantasy Stack of the weekend, and Dan makes his moneyline picks. We also pick our Thursday Night Football Winner, and continue our Survivor game