THE ORIGINAL VERSION | 原版 

If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours....

你若爱它就还它自由它若回头找你，那它注定是你的
它若不再回头，那它从曾不属于你

THE PESSIMIST VERSION | 悲观者版本

If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头找你，那她注定是你的
她若不再回头，额，清醒点，她从不曾属于你

THE OPTIMIST VERSION | 乐观者版本

If you love somebody,Set her free ...Don't worry, she will come back.

你若爱她
就还她自由
别担心，她会回来的
　　
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION | 好奇宝宝版本

If you love somebody,Set her free ...If she ever comes back, ask her why.

你若爱她
就还她自由

她若回头

问她理由　　

THE IMPATIENT VERSION | 不耐烦版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time limit,

Forget her.

你若爱她
就还她自由

她若超期还不回头

那就忘了她

THE PATIENT VERSION | 有耐心版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back, 

continue to wait,

Until she comes back ...

你若爱她
就还她自由她若超期还不回头，

继续等直到她回头

THE LAWYER'S VERSION | 律师版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

你若爱她
就还她自由《婚姻自由条款》第二版纠正法案第13a-1 段第1a条
明确规定
　
THE BILL GATES VERSION | 比尔盖茨版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

你若爱她
就还她自由她若回头找你我们可以收取重装的费用
并提醒她系统需要升级了
　　
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION | 统计员版本

If you love somebody.

Set her free...

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.

If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

你若爱她
就还她自由她若爱你，

那她大概率会回头找你如果她不回头，

你们的关系要继续维系将是小概率事件

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION | 占有欲版本

If you love somebody,

Don't ever set her free.

你若爱她
坚决别还她自由

THE MBA VERSION | MBA版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

Instantaneously...

And look for others simultaneously.

你若爱她
就还她自由

然后趁其不备

攻防下一个
　　
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION | 心理咨询师版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

If she comes back, 

her super ego is dominant.

If she doesn't come back, 

her ID is supreme.

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

你若爱她
就还她自由她若回头找你，

是她的超我在占主导地位她若不回头，

是她的本我在支配她的行动
她若坚决不走，

那大概是疯了
　
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION | 财务专家版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

If she comes back, 

its time to look for fresh loans.

If she doesn't, 

write her off as an asset gone bad.

你若爱她
就还她自由她若回头找你，

赶快去申请新一轮贷款她若不再回头，

把她当作一笔坏账注销吧

THE MARKETING VERSION | 市场营销版本

If you love somebody,

Set her free...

If she comes back, 

she has brand loyalty.

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

你若爱她
就还她自由她若回头找你，

她的品牌忠诚度较高她若不再回头你要重新做一下品牌定位了