Welcome to Nice One Cyril: Extra Time — the shorter, sillier mid-week top-up pod you didn’t ask for.

Less tactics, more nonsense. Minor rage, daft joy, questionable optimism, mushy peas, dirty spoons, Crooks & Archibald.

If the main pod is the match, this is the half-time pie and a pint.

Dive in for 15 minutes of football-adjacent foolishness.