In between reminiscing about Ann Widdecombe and George Osborne's power stances, Nick tells us how his car nearly set on fire in Whitehall tonight. Plus: has Starmer ever amused Nick enough to make it onto his soundboard?

Has Chris Packham been laundering the reputation of parakeets? Amid chats about heat pumps, motorbikes and noisy vehicles, Nick wants to know... is there someone in the back of your mirror? (Friday 19th June, 2026)

No more slugs or slimy things, please. Just watermelons, and Geoff in Merthyr Tydfil informing us that he's heard pigeons breaking wind before. (Saturday 13th June, 2026).

A switchboard full of slug murderers... and a 73-year-old with a pair of scissors is the worst of them all. An unknown gum-slinger strikes fear and despair into the heart of Nick Abbot. (Friday 12th June 2026)

Fox deposits.

Would you rather fight a monkey, or watch Blade Runner 2049? Let's discuss baguettes, what Dua Lipa has done since her Song of The Summer 2017 - and why you lot keep texting in to call each other weird? (Friday 5th June 2026)

Let's not turn this into a Paul McCartney pile-on... but we can talk about the geometric beauty of pylons. Discussing brutalist architecture on the International Day of The Potato. (Saturday 30th May, 2026)

Britain is in peril... The beaches are awash with litter, people are putting their feet on public transport seats, and Nick Abbot is at war with the skateboarding community. Also - can anyone wake up our Danish callers? (Friday 29th May, 2026)

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