This week we’re joined by Nick, a 24-year-old from Temecula, California who shows up to the podcast with a cooler full of Aplós plum drinks and chocolate-covered pretzels. (Aplós, if you’re reading this… please sponsor us.)

We talk about growing up bored in a small town, lonely kid energy, drinking way too young, and the chaos of teenage curiosity. The conversation drifts into sneaking into gay bars before 21, the fear of sex when you’re young, mannequins, awkward first experiences, and what an ideal date actually looks like for him today.

Somehow we also end up talking about Orlando, Disney, porn, and why that combination might actually be the most Hannah Montana thing we’ve ever heard.