Its not everyday you meet a trombonist. Its even more not everyday that you meet one that has yet to see ANY of the Cars trilogy. What has he been doing all his life?? He even has extensive experience driving a car. Sus.

But believe it or not, he brings some fresh perspectives to our most hot button questions.

Can Nick play life is a highway on trombone? Does knowledge of Tow-Mater stretch beyond JUST seeing the films? What really goes on inside a mind of a Cars virgin?

“Nick I will say, we don’t really answer questions… it’s kinda our MO.”

Why would Pixar do this to us, why would they not flesh out all the physics and all the metaphysics of this universe??? Pixar has a duty to give us answers. If they’re not going to answer questions, neither are we.

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