Nicolas Cage's lavish, fast-paced bachelor lifestyle changes one Christmas night when he stumbles into a grocery store holdup and disarms the gunman. The next morning he wakes up in bed lying next to his college sweetheart he left in order to pursue his career, and to the horrifying discovery that his former life no longer exists. Tangents include why people would leave their children with Bran Bran, and if Don Cheadle is a wizard.

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