Since we're missing baseball we decided to take the time to assemble the best baseball team made up of fictional ballplayers. We scour the lineups of a variety of films and discover that most baseball movies are about pitchers. Still, we have a good time building a baseball team from our choice of goofy underdogs, children, and Kevin Costners. But first, we get a West Wing update, a pointless dog update, and a our dad's flip phone update. So many updates!