A carrot is a mysterious object pondered upon by the ancient Egyptians in pre-history. The contemplation of the carrot is a daily speculation among scholars who debate its contemporary significance within our postmodern society. Is the carrot a reflection of our positionality in the world and stuck within the flux of subjectivity, or can it be extracted and observed objectively? The carrot defies explanation and hence represents who we are as people, Nebulous beings who make all plain things complicated in our self-absorbed need to become aware of ourselves.