EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: Seek shelter indoors immediately. Stay away from windows and noises. DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR OR YOUR EARS FOR ANY REASON. The Acamilitia is assessing the situation and will send an all-clear when it is safe.

Featuring

Daniel Kunkel as Blake Slate

Madeleine Norton as Miss Snake

Ben Folts as Pat Caique

SMJ as Jack Mehoff

Stephanie Fonghesier as the Maestro

Acorn of the Thick Red Branches as Himself

??? as the True Maestro

Written by Daniel Kunkel