America asked, and as usual, we over-delivered: this week we watched QUIGLEY, a 2003 film in which Gary Busey slips on dog poop and later . . . becomes a dog. Can the dog talk? Why does Gary Busey fall in a bush? What is Oz Perkins doing here? What are some things women have invented? Is heaven crowded? Like all great narrative art, we feel there is a lot to explore here, and also like all great narrative art, we don’t understand it and we barely care about it. QUIGLEY is bad. Don’t watch it, and don’t listen to this episode. Instead, send us an email: