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You WON'T BELIEVE What This Ninja Did to Save His Dojo! A stoic ninja, forced out of the shadows and onto the stage? What could go wrong?! Get ready for a sonic showdown of epic proportions as our silent assassin, Akihiko, faces the music—literally—in a desperate attempt to save his beloved dojo from the dreaded "CLOSED" sign! Forget stealth; this ninja's got to master the stage in a bizarre battle of the bands where rent money is the ultimate prize! From window-shattering rockers to synth-wielding techno mages and a boyband powered by pure teen angst, Akihiko's got some serious competition in this absolutely WILD musical melee! Armed with nothing but a hastily-strung shamisen and a whole lot of disbelief, our ninja initially bombs harder than a smoke pellet in a hurricane! But then, something snaps! Forget graceful moves; think sharp, ancestral combat forms turned into DANCE MOVES! What happens next will SHOCK you! It's not a song; it's a DUEL! Rivals become impromptu bandmates in a chaotic, neon-lit spectacle that’s equal parts terrifying and totally glorious! Did they win with skill? Nope! They won with pure, unadulterated SPIRIT! And the aftermath? A record deal?! A boyband recruitment offer?! This ninja's life just got a whole lot louder! He might not be a pop sensation, but Akihiko discovered a hidden rhythm within himself, proving that even the most traditional shadows can bust out some seriously unexpected moves! This is a story of a fish out of water who turns his ninja skills into performance power in the most bonkers battle of the bands you’ve ever heard of! Get ready to have your expectations completely shattered!

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