Headcanon is back to continue the Twilight Saga with Eclipse, a movie that features no Eclipses, metaphorical or otherwise. Morgan Glennon of buddytv.com and the Legends of Tomorrow and Supergirl Radio podcasts has been gracious enough to join us again as we pick apart this latest nonsense. Like: why was Victoria’s plan to kill Bella so convoluted? Why doesn’t Bella ride Jacob when he’s in wolf-form? Why is Jasper getting all this dialog and screen-time? Why does a movie this bad have a soundtrack this good? And on and on. The only thing we know for sure is that Bella, Edward and Jacob are all the worst.