At long last, Headcanon is finally closing the book on the Twilight Saga, this seemingly endless string of movies where nothing ever really happens. Marco and Benji are joined by Raquel Hinson of the Loose Lips Sink Ships podcast as we send off this franchise with a big unbloody vampire war that wasn’t even in the books and didn’t really happen anyway. Not-RIP Carlisle and Jasper! We hope you enjoy this extra-long podcast full of musings about Jacob’s normalized pedophilia, furry wolf dong, vampire fluids, the je ne sais quoi of Lee Pace, and much more.