BIRD SHIT EVERYWHERE

OUR POOL COVER IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL BIRD BATH

CAUTION TAPE STILL CAUSING CONTROVERSY

WHERE'S MY DISCOUNT CARD?

5 GALLONS OF WATER A DAY

FIRST AND LAST ANATOMY SEGMENT

ELBOW PIT = ANTECUBICAL FOSSA

YOU GOT A FREAKY HAND?

$10 BOTOX SHOTS

LONG LIGHTERS ARE A SCAM

NACHO CHEESE DORITO SHORTAGE

7 GARLIC KNOTS + 2 MORONS = NO GARLIC KNOTS

HALLOWEEN KILLS

SHAMELESS

3 DAYS LEFT TO RETIRE, SHOT AND THROWN IN DUMPSTER

#SPRINKLEGATE

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