Everyone talks about their Thanksgiving, Pasi pays tribute to a Christmas cinematic masterpiece, and Rios' new haircut inspires some real inappropriate photoshopping by Producer ****y Lawrence. If you want this to sound better just stir a little mayonnaise in.

Alternate titles include:

"In A Big Spoon" "Real Punks Have Pointy Ears" and "Feig You Sonovabitch!"