Captain Cecaelia and her crew continue to make their way through the very bowels of Snarf's Dungeon, hoping that the next door they pass through might be the door home. The door they choose, however, doesn't lead them home. Instead, they enter a room with a strange magical box that projects moving images. The adventurers are sucked into the box and find themselves transformed into Orc-kind -- on the wall of a great fortress on the cusp of a terrible siege! (Sounds like it's another Lord of the Rings parody for NO DICE.)