NO F*CKIN' ZITI

By A Podcast About The Sopranos

What's NO F*CKIN' ZITI about?

Welcome to NO F*CKIN' ZITI, the first ever podcast dedicated entirely to The Sopranos. Hosts Evan and Brendan dish about life and their favorite show -- every episode, one podcast at a time. Funny and irreverent, NO F*CKIN' ZITI is for Sopranos fans, by Sopranos fans.

Updates weekly, Sundays at midnight. Stay up late with us or save it for your morning commute.

Very Sopranos. Very NSFW.

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NO F*CKIN' ZITI episodes:

04.22.2020
EPISODE 086: "I Was Already Having So Much Trouble Maintaining"
Hosts Evan and Brendan have a sit-down at Flatbush Bikini Waxing to discuss the penultimate episode of The Sopranos, "The Blue Comet."
04.13.2020
EPISODE 085: "No Flavor At All"
Hosts Evan and Brendan are back for another week to discuss S6E19, "The Second Coming." Because they're good guys. Basically.
04.06.2020
EPISODE 084: "Always We Are Dumping Here"
Under quarantine, hosts Evan and Brendan finally reunite via FaceTime to discuss yet another Top 86 episode, "Kennedy and Heidi."
04.08.2019
EPISODE 083: "The Centennial of Dunkin' Donuts"
Hosts Evan and Brendan lie on the couch in the fetus position and talk Christopher’s struggles, AJ’s depression, and Little Paulie’s prank call skills in S6E17, “Walk Like a Man.”
02.18.2019
EPISODE 082: "An Oasis In My Week"
After a string of bad gambling losses, the guys decide it’s probably better to stick to podcasting and return to the studio to discuss S6E16, “Chasing It.”
02.04.2019
EPISODE 081: "Sea Vous Play"
The guys spend the night at Buckingham’s discussing S6E15, “Remember When,” over a big plate of nachos.
01.28.2019
EPISODE 080: "We Had to Fully Commit"
The guys get together at the country club to order Arnold Palmers, discuss S6E14 “Stage 5,” and talk about some weird dreams they’ve been having.
01.14.2019
EPISODE 079: "Is This It?"
After one really long week, the guys pack up the studio and head north to debate the Free Parking rule and the Season 6B opener, “Soprano Home Movies.”
06.18.2018
EPISODE 078: Special Guest Steve Schirripa
The one and only Steve Schirripa (aka Bobby Baccala) stops by to chat about his journey from Vegas to The Sopranos, the best places to eat in New York, and we get an update on The Soprano Starting Five. It’s...
04.16.2018
EPISODE 077: "Playground's Closed"
“Playground’s Closed.” Season Finale. The guys trade their Gary Fishers for studio time to finally record their discussion on the Season 6A finale, “Kaisha.” (Strong Language, 50 Cent DVDs)
04.02.2018
EPISODE 076: "Lovers' Quarrel, Maybe"
The guys are up at 7am to meet with Mr. Gaveralo and discuss S6E11, “Cold Stones.” Even though it’s outdoors…and wintertime. (Strong Language, High-class Problems)
03.26.2018
EPISODE 075: "Save It. Treat Yourself."
“Save It. Treat Yourself.” The guys missed the pod so bad, their hearts were fuckin’ lumps — so they had to return this week to talk S6E10, “Moe ’n Joe.” Plus, they discuss their thoughts on the upcoming Sopranos prequel....
03.05.2018
EPISODE 074: "I Love You, Man"
"I Love You, Man." Hosts Evan and Brendan MapBlast to Pennsylvania and discuss Tony and Christopher's relationship in S6E9, "The Ride." (Strong Language, Vipers)
02.12.2018
EPISODE 073: "My Handsome Man"
“My Handsome Man.” Hosts Evan and Brendan take a motorcycle ride through the New Hampshire foliage and discuss the infamous S6E8, “Johnny Cakes.” (Strong Language, Short Stacks)
02.05.2018
EPISODE 072: "Benny Fazio: Criminal Mastermind"
“Benny Fazio: Criminal Mastermind.” The guys get a table at the new restaurant in town and discuss Chris’s trip to Hollywood in S6E7, “Luxury Lounge.” (Strong Language, The SUV)
01.31.2018
EPISODE 071: "Are We Boring?"
“Are We Boring?” The guys order the usual and discuss Vito’s road trip to New Hampshire in S6E6, “Live Free or Die.” (Strong Language, Extra Chrissy)
01.15.2018
EPISODE 070: "Don't Eat That Pepper!"
“Don’t Eat That Pepper!” Evan and Brendan plan a new episode of the podcast as a family -- dignified, proud. Despite all the persecution and roadblocks. (Strong Language, The Toxins)
01.08.2018
EPISODE 069: "Enough Garbage for Everybody"
The guys take a positive outlook on the podcast, even though everyone knows it won’t last. (Strong Language, Bad Girls)
01.08.2018
EPISODE 069: "Enough Garbage for Everybody"
The guys take a positive outlook on the podcast, even though everyone knows it won’t last. (Strong Language, Bad Girls)
01.01.2018
EPISODE 068: "Or Maybe It's Supernatural"
“Or Maybe It’s Supernatural.” Hosts Evan and Brendan divide up the money and discuss Tony finally emerging from his “coma” in season 6’s “Mayham.” (Strong Language, Certified Maniacs)
12.11.2017
EPISODE 067: "Please 'Bear' With Us"
“Please ‘Bear’ With Us.” Hosts Evan and Brendan study real hard and try to piece together Tony’s coma sequence in “Join the Club.” (Strong Language, Grouper Sands)
12.04.2017
EPISODE 066: "Circle Jerk of Life"
“Circle Jerk of Life.” Season Premiere. Hosts Evan and Brendan return from their David Chase-style break to start the final push to the end of the series. (Strong Language, Silver Clouds)
07.24.2017
EPISODE 065: "Thank You, That Was Great"
“Thank You, That Was Great.” Hosts Evan and Brendan throw the best party all year to discuss the season five finale, “All Due Respect.” (Strong Language, Bogus Cups)
07.17.2017
EPISODE 064: "This Is Fuckin' Weird"
"This Is Fuckin' Weird." Hosts Evan and Brendan move back in together and discuss arguably the best episode of the show (and maybe TV -- period), "Long Term Parking." (Strong Language, Smelly Valentines)
07.10.2017
EPISODE 063: "The Sopranos: Lost in New York"
"The Sopranos: Lost in New York." Hosts Brendan and Evan awaken to find a stranger in their hotel bed who wants to discuss S5E11, "The Test Dream." (Strong Language, Unprepared Hosts)
07.03.2017
EPISODE 062: "Very Sorry People"
“Very Sorry People.” Evan and Brendan get back to podcasting (now that they’re in a position of great wealth) and discuss S5E10, “Cold Cuts.” (Strong Language, Soccer Violence)
07.03.2017
EPISODE 062: "Very Sorry People"
“Very Sorry People.” Evan and Brendan get back to podcasting (now that they’re in a position of great wealth) and discuss S5E10, “Cold Cuts.” (Strong Language, Soccer Violence)
06.19.2017
EPISODE 061: "The Good Doughnuts"
“The Good Doughnuts.” Brendan and Evan run into each other at work real early and get to talking about S5E9, “Unidentified Black Males.” (Strong Language, Bat Night)
06.05.2017
EPISODE 060: "I'd Love to Be At Your Jubilee"
"I'd Love to Be At Your Jubilee." Hosts Evan and Brendan wake up the day after a pool party to find they have very little time to discuss The Sopranos S5E8, “Marco Polo.” (Strong Language, Off-kilter Situations)
06.05.2017
EPISODE 060: "I'd Love to Be At Your Jubilee"
"I'd Love to Be At Your Jubilee." Hosts Evan and Brendan wake up the day after a pool party to find they have very little time to discuss The Sopranos S5E8, “Marco Polo.” (Strong Language, Off-kilter Situations)
05.22.2017
EPISODE 059: "Default Douchebags"
“Default Douchebags.” In a shocking new development, one of the NFZ hosts (Brendan, Evan) will be sent to a farm upstate by the time they’re done discussing S5E7, “In Camelot.” (Strong Language, Uncomfortable Singing Situations)
05.15.2017
EPISODE 058: "Big Success Journey"
“Big Success Journey.” Evan and Brendan discuss S5E6, “Sentimental Education,” and discover that it’s hard podcasting with strangers. (Strong Language, Inappropriate Guidance)
05.08.2017
EPISODE 057: "You Know What to Do Down There"
“You Know What to Do Down There.” NFZ hosts Evan and Brendan meet with an emergency room doctor to discuss the classic season five episode, “Irregular Around the Margins.” (Strong Language, Irritable Situations)
05.01.2017
EPISODE 056: "Fowl Language"
“Fowl Language.” The NO FUCKIN’ ZITI hosts meet with their parole officer to discuss “All Happy Families…” (Strong Language, Mature Situations)
04.24.2017
EPISODE 055: "Men Are Talking Here"
“Men Are Talking Here” Evan and Brendan return to discuss “Where’s Johnny?”; later, the guys attempt a power-sharing plan for the podcast. (Strong Language, Some Violence)
04.17.2017
EPISODE 054: "It's Like Sun Tazoo Says..."
“It’s Like Sun Tazoo Says…” Hosts Brendan and Evan reconvene to discuss yet another Sopranos episode. This time, it's “Rat Pack.” (Strong Language, Sexual Situations)
04.10.2017
EPISODE 053: "This About the Easter Baskets?"
Season Premiere. Two estranged podcast hosts (Evan, Brendan) reunite to discuss the season five premiere of the hit HBO show, “The Sopranos.” (Strong Language, Sexual Situations) It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
02.06.2017
EPISODE 052: "Mother Fuckin' Goddamn Orange Peel Beef"
In the season 4 finale, Evan and Brendan break down “Whitecaps,” quite possibly the series’ finest work. The guys discuss Tony and Carm’s epic fight and the mob war that doesn’t happen (yet). It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI....
01.25.2017
EPISODE 051: "My Kitchen's All Wiped Off for the Night"
This week on NFZ, Mr. Wegler assigns hosts Evan and Brendan to discuss the penultimate episode of season 4, “Eloise.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. Don’t forget to tweet us your questions...
01.18.2017
EPISODE 050: "Not Gonna Go F*ckin' Ballistic"
Hosts Evan and Brendan talk dreams, Ouija boards, and away messages in their discussion of S4E11, “Calling All Cars.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, a podcast about The Sopranos that sometimes shows up on a Tuesday night.
01.09.2017
EPISODE 049: "What, Was It Barkin'?"
NO FUCKIN' ZITI is back! New year, same podcast. This week, hosts Brendan and Evan break down yet another classic, S4E10 “The Strong, Silent Type,” and say goodbye to one of the most iconic characters of the show, Cosette. Cosette,...
12.19.2016
EPISODE 048: "What Sick Fuck?"
This week on NFZ, hosts Evan and Brendan break down a Sopranos classic, “Whoever Did This.” The guys discuss the shocking death of Ralph Cifaretto and the darkly hilarious uncle-nephew bonding experience for Tony and Chris. It’s an all-new episode...
12.12.2016
EPISODE 047: "Horse Whispering Shit"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan spend a day in the countryside discussing S4E8, "Mergers and Acquisitions." It's an all new episode of NO FUCKIN' ZITI. A sorta-weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
11.28.2016
EPISODE 046: "The Ugly Girl At The Dance"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan discuss S4E7, “Watching Too Much Television.” Paul Walnuts finally returns, and the guys still don’t know what’s up with his song. It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast...
11.21.2016
EPISODE 045: "A Little Restaurant Humor"
This week, Artie’s feeling the blues and so are Evan and Brendan as they break down S4E6, “Everybody Hurts.” It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.
11.14.2016
EPISODE 044: "Patience on a Monument"
This week on NFZ, the guys break down S4E5, “Pie-O-My.” Topics include Adriana’s digestive issues, Tony spending the birdseed money at the race track, and why Janice is just the worst. Plus, Junior misses Bobby, and JoJo Palmice returns. It’s an...
11.07.2016
EPISODE 043: "More Creative Than Spielberg"
This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan discuss a season four classic, “The Weight.” The guys talk about Johnny and Ginny’s marriage, how it differs from Tony's, why no one really likes Ralphie, and the hits that don’t quite...
10.24.2016
EPISODE 042: "We're So Wacky"
In this week’s NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, the guys discuss a low point for The Sopranos: S4E3, “Christopher.” Hosts Brendan and Evan chat about where the episode might have gone wrong, what could have made it better, and the few good...
10.17.2016
EPISODE 041: "Nothin' But Net, Motherfucker"
This week on NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, hosts Brendan and Evan recap The Sopranos S4E2, “No Show.” The guys chat about Meadow’s meeting with the manager at TCBY, the tough choice of what not to put in your lunchbox, and Adriana...
10.10.2016
EPISODE 040: "Certain Aspects of Show Business"
Tonight, on the season premiere of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, hosts Brendan and Evan breakdown “For All Debts Public and Private.” The guys discuss Christopher’s revenge for not getting his TV trays, Tony’s knowledge of how far south some ducks fly,...

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NO F*CKIN' ZITI episodes:

EPISODE 086: "I Was Already Having So Much Trouble Maintaining"

EPISODE 085: "No Flavor At All"

EPISODE 084: "Always We Are Dumping Here"

EPISODE 083: "The Centennial of Dunkin' Donuts"

EPISODE 082: "An Oasis In My Week"

EPISODE 081: "Sea Vous Play"

EPISODE 080: "We Had to Fully Commit"

EPISODE 079: "Is This It?"

EPISODE 078: Special Guest Steve Schirripa

EPISODE 077: "Playground's Closed"

EPISODE 076: "Lovers' Quarrel, Maybe"

EPISODE 075: "Save It. Treat Yourself."

EPISODE 074: "I Love You, Man"

EPISODE 073: "My Handsome Man"

EPISODE 072: "Benny Fazio: Criminal Mastermind"

EPISODE 071: "Are We Boring?"

EPISODE 070: "Don't Eat That Pepper!"

EPISODE 069: "Enough Garbage for Everybody"

EPISODE 069: "Enough Garbage for Everybody"

EPISODE 068: "Or Maybe It's Supernatural"

EPISODE 067: "Please 'Bear' With Us"

EPISODE 066: "Circle Jerk of Life"

EPISODE 065: "Thank You, That Was Great"

EPISODE 064: "This Is Fuckin' Weird"

EPISODE 063: "The Sopranos: Lost in New York"

EPISODE 062: "Very Sorry People"

EPISODE 062: "Very Sorry People"

EPISODE 061: "The Good Doughnuts"

EPISODE 060: "I'd Love to Be At Your Jubilee"

EPISODE 060: "I'd Love to Be At Your Jubilee"

EPISODE 059: "Default Douchebags"

EPISODE 058: "Big Success Journey"

EPISODE 057: "You Know What to Do Down There"

EPISODE 056: "Fowl Language"

EPISODE 055: "Men Are Talking Here"

EPISODE 054: "It's Like Sun Tazoo Says..."

EPISODE 053: "This About the Easter Baskets?"

EPISODE 052: "Mother Fuckin' Goddamn Orange Peel Beef"

EPISODE 051: "My Kitchen's All Wiped Off for the Night"

EPISODE 050: "Not Gonna Go F*ckin' Ballistic"

EPISODE 049: "What, Was It Barkin'?"

EPISODE 048: "What Sick Fuck?"

EPISODE 047: "Horse Whispering Shit"

EPISODE 046: "The Ugly Girl At The Dance"

EPISODE 045: "A Little Restaurant Humor"

EPISODE 044: "Patience on a Monument"

EPISODE 043: "More Creative Than Spielberg"

EPISODE 042: "We're So Wacky"

EPISODE 041: "Nothin' But Net, Motherfucker"

EPISODE 040: "Certain Aspects of Show Business"