This week's show is dedicated to the late Prince Philip with terrific insights on Naval stuff from host Phil C and the possibility that HRH might have been a shape-shifting lizard.

Meanwhile, Spence investigates the Facebook dating app in an attempt to become a 21st century, open-minded man of the world and then shits himself in the process.

Oh and it all gets a bit  real with tales of Phil's land lubber exploits in  Afghanistan and Spence dips a toe into troubling memories of an armed robbery.