No Highway Option

It's our second movie to feature a Blob after Blobby in Hotel Transylvania 3! At least, I think it's only the second. Let me check the backlog. ... Unless you count melting Gremlins as Blobs, then it's our third.

11 Episodes we've covered means 11 Brand New Coming Attractions Games in 1 fun clip show episode! We're leaving the holiday theme behind and running headfirst into a big chaotic lineup. Dramas, comedies, horror, an Academy Award winner for best picture, this next lineup has it all. Tune in to find out what we'll be watching, and hear our pitches for an April Fool's Day episode!!

NEXT WEEK: THE BLOB (1988) with FORCE FIVE PODCAST

AT THE END OF THE YEAR YOU'RE ANOTHAH YEAR OLDAH. You know, like singing Les Miserables but saying the wrong words.

It's our year-end cliptacular! Connor and Luke list their top 5 favorite moments from this year each to make a big old No Highway Option top 10 Extravaganza. Did your favorites make it in? Only one way to find out!

Thank you all so much for listening this year! We've had fun and can't wait for more.

COMING EITHER TUESDAY OR NEXT WEEK DEPENDING ON HOW HUNGOVER WE ARE ON NEW YEAR'S DAY: The Oops All Coming Attractions Game Volume 3!

It's the SNOW Highway Option finale episode! We're playing with all of our Transformers that we unwrapped under the tree. I bet our pretend storylines were just as cohesive as what Michael Bay cooked up.

That's right, we just watched almost 12 hours of content that was purely based on a legal pun. Our brains are at like 40% Tim Allen

In this movie, Santa Claus (you know, the guy from the end of that one SpongeBob episode) kicks ass with a giant sledgehammer, just as you would expect from a Christmas classic.

PERCIVAL CONSTANTINE (author, podcaster behind SUPERHERO CINEPHILES and JAPAN ON FILM) falls down the chimney to join the boys in an awkward hostage situation as they discuss 2022's action-comedy VIOLENT NIGHT. It's David Harbour as Santa beating the shit out of some goons as a kid does some hyperviolent "realistic" Home Alone traps. And it...really works?

Join them as they answer such questions as: How cool is the idea of Norseman Santa? What actor is the character Morgan very obviously channeling? What's the easiest pitch for a sequel to this movie? Are there multiple women in Hollywood? and Could this become an annual watch for us? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Percival! Be sure to check out his WEBSITE for more information on SUPERHERO CINEPHILES and JAPAN ON FILM, and check out his upcoming comic series PARAGONS OF EARTH!

NEXT WEEK: JACK FROST (Michael Keaton's Version)

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IT'S TIME FOR SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?

JOSH PETERS (partner of past guest Taylor Coan) pulls his RV up to the boys' house to empty his shitter into the sewer and to talk all about NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION. Grab your favorite moose-shaped glass and your slipperiest food chemical, it's a fun one!

Join them as they answer such questions as: Is Sheldon Cooper funnier as a kid or an adult? Does the sincerity in this work with the cynicism? Has Chevy Chase been in a movie we discussed on this podcast before? What's The Soup Movie? and You know that feel when you just put hog on glass in the middle of the night? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Josh! Be sure to follow him on TWITTER, check out his friends' band WALLED GARDEN, and shop at the COBOPOP SHOP! Tell 'em No Highway Option sent you!

NEXT WEEK: VIOLENT NIGHT with PERCIVAL from SUPERHERO CINEPHILES

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠⁠

The movie's about being 17, but a good 80% of these high schoolers are absolutely in their early-to-mid 20's and you cannot convince me otherwise.

College Friend and Improv Comedian SHANNON MAGUIRE joins the boys back in time to re-live high school and talk about 17 AGAIN. That's right, we're finally chatting about winning comedic performances from Zac Efron, Thomas Lennon (one of the writers of The Pacifier!), and Matthew Perry (RIP).

Join them as they answer such questions as: Does this movie have a secret genre? Is this a Freaky Friday, or a Benjamin Button, or a Disney's The Kid? Do we want to dump these kids in the desert? What's our opinion on the current state of SNL? and Would we change anything about our high school career? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Shannon! Be sure to learn more about the LANCASTER IMPROV PLAYERS, follow them on TWITCH, and check out their social medias!

NEXT WEEK: SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION begins!

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠

We're totally the best guys to talk about this satirical take on what it means to be Black in 1980's Hollywood! Okay, maybe we're not but we still have a good time with it.

Comedian MATT LEWIS meets the boys in an audition waiting room to talk about the 1987 sketch comedy satire HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE. Grab yourself a Winky Dinky Dog and put on your finest retro There's a Bat in My House T-Shirt. It's a part of the Criterion collection! That means it's guaranteed a good movie!

Join them as they answer such questions as: Does this movie remind us of any modern flicks? How do we feel about MTV's current programming lineup? Can this satire still work today? Would we watch There's a Bat in My House? and Which sketch/vignette in this is our favorite? among many others...

Thank you for coming on, Matt! Be sure to follow him on TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, and TIKTOK, and listen to OBNOXIOUS VALID POINTS wherever you get podcasts!

NEXT WEEK: SEVENTEEN AGAIN with SHANNON MAGUIRE (we're pretty sure of it this time)

Thank you for listening! Please review us on your podcast provider and share us with your friends, we really appreciate it! Follow our socials: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @NoHighwayPod YouTube: No Highway Option Theme Music composed by Ian C. Weber. Find more of Ian's projects here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.iancweber.com⁠⁠⁠