Why couldn’t they just call him Hulk Hogan?  Has a man ever actually told a woman to “Go take a leak”?  As per the norm, Kurt Fuller sucks.  When exactly did this limo driver literally shit his pants?  What is with this midget in a cage?  Did Zeus borrow this chain mail tank top from the  “Commando” character Bennett?  How much money did all those pies cost?  Finally, fuck you Rainn Wilson.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison