Hypnosis for sleeping deeply (Jason Newland)

(no music) (5 hours) I bought some Veg | LMBYTS #1464 | Jason Newland | 16th October 2025


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Title: I bought some Veg LMBYTS #1464 – Jason Newland – 16th October 2025
Duration: 1 hour, 16 minutes
Theme: Light-hearted, casual ramble; social commentary; reflections on daily life; mild satire; sleep aid. 🧠 Main Topics Covered: 1. Welcome & Format Update (0:00 – 1:55)
  • Jason opens with a reminder to only listen when safe to close your eyes (it's a sleep podcast, after all).
  • Mentions Vinny (his dog) being under the table and a bit grumpy.
  • Reflects humorously on forgetting what he's said in past recordings.
  • Announces a shift toward simpler video settings for easier editing and uploading—he’s testing recording a new video in one take.
2. Food Delivery & Attempt at Healthy Eating (4:40 – 8:52)
  • Jason shares his latest Uber Eats grocery order: chicken, potatoes, carrots, cabbage, runner beans, milk, Alpen cereal.
  • He regrets forgetting to buy eggs and goes on a tangent about different ways to cook them (omelette, scrambled, boiled, etc.).
  • Expresses reluctance to order just eggs due to high delivery cost and risk of breakage.
3. Shopping & Childhood Memories (9:03 – 12:14)
  • Reminisces about the last time he went grocery shopping in person.
  • Talks fondly about trolleys (shopping carts) as a child—used to ride in them, got stuck once, even got “arrested” in a humorous anecdote.
  • Recalls taking buses to university and shopping during those days.
4. Facebook Commentary & AI-Generated Content Rant (15:10 – 37:48)
  • Jason dives deep into what he sees as misleading or manipulative posts on Facebook:
    • Fake celebrity deaths or birthdays using AI-generated videos.
    • Errors in ages (e.g., Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep, Anthony Hopkins, Charlie Sheen, Mr. T, Sylvester Stallone).
    • Misleading emotional bait ("Happy birthday" posts that garner hundreds of well-meaning but misinformed comments).
  • Expresses concern about public gullibility and lack of media literacy, laced with playful sarcasm and jokes.
5. Social Media Culture & Frustration (37:48 – 51:01)
  • Jason shares frustration with comment sections where people blindly believe fake posts.
  • Jokes about overused emojis, “rolling on the floor laughing” expressions, and odd birthday wishes.
  • Touches on how AI realism is making fake content harder to spot.
6. Nostalgia & Pop Culture (51:01 – 54:57)
  • Reminisces about early MTV and the impact of music videos on pop culture.
  • Shares a teenage memory of obsessively watching Madonna’s “Papa Don’t Preach” video.
  • Refers to “Video Killed the Radio Star” but notes videos actually helped sell records.
7. Conspiracy-Level AI Concerns & Targeted Ads (54:57 – 1:01:09)
  • Jason is convinced Facebook listens to him, citing a spooky incident where someone he barely knows appeared in his friend suggestions.
  • Comments on personalized ads and strange products (e.g., AI-generated “e-horses” or “turkey facelifts”).
8. Funny Takes on Products & AI-Generated Ads (1:01:14 – 1:10:27)
  • Reacts humorously to questionable ads (e.g., baldness cover-up sprays, mechanical rocking horses on wheels, iPad giveaways).
  • Questions whether many of the Facebook users interacting with posts are bots.
9. Cooking & Healthy Living Efforts (1:12:31 – 1:16:04)
  • Talks about making a simple healthy meal with vegetables and chicken using slow-cook methods.
  • Notes his preference for bland food, no seasoning or additives, just “clean eating.”
  • Reflects on becoming more conscious about health and nutrition with age.
10. Closing Words (1:16:07 – End)
  • Signs off with his signature positive affirmation: “Be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy... and to feel safe. Lots of love.”
🎧 Overall Vibe:
  • Relaxed, humorous, and reflective.
  • Jason rambles through topics with charm and wit, perfect for a bedtime wind-down.
  • A mix of daily anecdotes, satirical commentary on social media, and gentle storytelling, all delivered in his trademark sleepy tone.


💤 Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply – Jason Newland

Let Jason Newland’s soothing voice guide you into a state of calmness and rest. Each episode of Hypnosis for Sleeping Deeply is designed to quiet your thoughts, relax your body, and help you drift into a peaceful, natural sleep. 
Through gentle hypnotic suggestion and slow, comforting storytelling, 

Jason creates an atmosphere of safety and stillness — perfect for easing anxiety, calming the mind, and releasing tension from the day. Whether you struggle with insomnia, stress, or simply want a deeper, more refreshing night’s sleep, these recordings are your nightly escape into relaxation. Just lie back, close your eyes, and let Jason’s voice do the rest.

🌙 Free hypnosis recordings to help you sleep, relax, and unwind — since 2006.

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