I know no one really cares about the marriage of two rich and famous people on a day like today, but it is my job to tell you about the chances of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting back together regardless of DEFCON level. It seems like both the U.S. and Brangelina are sitting and comfy, cozy DEFCON 5 right now, meaning that both nuclear war and their divorce are not imminent.