Get out your burn books, because in this episode, my high school self takes on our school’s Plastics in the West Potomac Wire. Get ready to cringe as I elaborate on the activities I think the preppy kids must assume I’m into (studying nerdy stuff) versus what I’m actually into (fantasizing about partying with them.) The self-involvement is real as I ignore the problems of my closest friends and even miss a school-wide tragedy (!) because I’m so obsessed with what others think of me.