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We flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing!

Anan-  | Skyler Giordano
Dag'r - | Lilly Inverse
Kova Dagrun-  | Kier Zhou
Deky-  | Cameron Gergett
Gav-  | Dylan Smith
Gazi-  | Graham Capobianco
Guildmaster-  | Girunduu
Ivanic-  | Justin Fife
Jarna - | Daniellelanois
Jinu - | Ren @Ren_Cant
Kane-  | Tyler Moody
Kongol-  | OneWallChris
Luobo-  | James Hart
Mal-  | Girunduu
Olda-  | Anne Marie Lebeau
OR Guard-  | Tyler Moody
Sam - | Kier Zhou
Sendat-  | Rae Witte
Sharp-  | Kier Zhou
Sushila-  | Loretta Chang
Theras-  | Dr Lou Sutcliffe
Tommo-  | Jack Duncan
Von Overton-  | Rachel Pulliam
Colonel Wilifred-  | Ed Craggbarber

99 Problems was performed by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
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Six friends go adventuring in this actual play Dungeons and Dragons 5e podcast.  Listen to find out how they avoid a TPK this week! New episodes every Wednesday.

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Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

An anthology of short fiction from some of the most inventive and creative indie audio storytellers working today. Released every Equinox and Solstice, each episode features short sci-fi audio works created just for this show, all around a particular theme. All stories are (c) by their creators, all rights reserved.

The inaugural episode features six short stories from some fantastic creators, working with the theme “Harvest.” Meet them and their other projects!

“Star Harvest” Written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Sound Design by Kier Zhou

Starring:

Kat McQueen as Cosmo Corp Tannoy System
Tyler Moody as Major Banlu
Chris Bauso as Computer
Gemma Maclean-Mair as Captain Nawin
Girunduu as Lieutenant Kuru
Kier Zhou as Mr Tama
Lilly Inverse as Interviewer
Loretta Chang as Evelyn Price

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Star Harvest is written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Equinox Anthology is a new collection of sci-fi audio short fiction, hopefully ongoing, with episodes being released every Equinox and Solstice. Audio fiction creators submit short audio works around a simple theme which are collected into each episode.

Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

Lars Xu- Blake White

Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

Leda- Lilly Inverse

Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

Brother Absalom- Girunduu
 
Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Well, hello there, ladies, gents, and Alts! Pekko here with a little update for you!

Some of you might have noticed that "The Fate of Daya," which had been on a pretty slick and regular release schedule (certainly by the standards of the No Return Universe), suddenly went quiet!

Well, I am here to let you know that the real-life issues that got in the way of production have been dealt with, and the gang will be back at the table from August, with releases anticipated to start up again in October!

This show is an amateur production that relies on the goodwill and talent of a band of dedicated volunteers. Given the scope and ambition of the ol’ No Return Universe, it’s no surprise that our best-laid and worst-laid plans get interrupted by the whims and vicissitudes of real-life priorities. Indeed, the show is structured in such a way as to ensure that when there are production delays in one story, you will still be getting sweet, sweet content from other stories! The happiness, health, well-being, and prosperity of the cast and crew of No Return will always remain the highest priority. So, no matter how much you love the show, it’s just one of those things you’ll have to accept until someone reckless enough pays us all to work on this full-time!

But I have got some good news for you!

You’ve got the penultimate episode of "Anderkant" dropping tomorrow, and another episode of "Mageslayers" following it up the week after, so bully for you!

We’ve also got two more episodes of "The Orillian Regiment" in the pipeline, as well as more from part 2 of "The Steg"!

So, fear not, dear listeners—whilst you wait for "The Fate of Daya" to get back on track, there is plenty of quality content coming your way!

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Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!

Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou

Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar

Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams

Lt Lars Xu - Blake White

Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith

Anzhlo: Matt Evans

Yvonna Isolde:  Lauren Littlewood

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Implied Sexual Themes

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Original release date 20 Apr 2024

I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...

Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso
Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle
Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)
Vasa - Lilly Inverse
Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig
Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.

 Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan

Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan

Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair

Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan

Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco

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The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!

 Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan

Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan

Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair

Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan

Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu

Librarian- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Sister Jiaomei-  Lyssa Jay 
 

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