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Part one concludes.

The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans


Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood


Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair


Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair


Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle


Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors

Rowan Lightfoot was played by Joe Jordan

Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou


Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou


Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson

Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof

Gnilfiet was reprised by charismatic Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson

Saurian 1 was played by the luminous Lilly Inverse
Saurian 2 was voiced by the tenacious Taylor Michaels
Saurian 3 was brought to life by the formidable, funny, and frankly fantastic AJ Fidaglo, also known as Mr F
Saurian 4 was performed by the lyrical Lyssa Jay

The part of Mr Kera was portrayed by the magnetic and moody Tyler Moody

Abbot Liare was reprised with grace by the limitlessly layered Lilly Inverse

Kaoru was conjured by the grounded and grand Girunduu

Sir Casper was embodied with gallant gravitas by the great and gracious Girunduu

Runa was realised by the radiant and resolute Madeleine Buttitta

The Expired Titles MC was magnificently made manifest by the bold and brilliant Brenna Anderson‑Dowd

and Everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

Except for Kerren Nadar who was played by the sagacious Stuart Bullock…. But wait… Kerren Nadar? The Lernian? He wasn’t in this was he? The name is familiar but did the character show up? Hmmm… probably a post credit scene then right? 

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It. Gets. Real.

The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt Evans

Lady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren Littlewood

Brucco was voiced by the charming Christian Maclean-Mair

Ysenda was acted by the ever graceful Gemma Maclean-Mair

Chura and The Domina were played by the accomplished Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Fuzhlo was played by the Dazling Dontae Majors

Turzhlo was played by the Daring Drew Hupfa B and, on occasion, Kier Zhou

Orryn was voiced initially by the magnificent Mario Guttedauro and later Kier Zhou

Mikkel was played by the audacious Adam Robinson

Tobin was played by the sensational Sophie Spoof

Gnilfiet was reprised by the charismatic Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife was embodied by the indefatigable Dave Hodgson

Saurian 1 was played by Lilly Inverse

Saurian 2 was played by Taylor Michaels

Saurian 3 was played by AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F

Saurian 4 was played by Lyssa Jay

and everyone else was played by the Knuckle Dragging Kier Zhou

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Brucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.

Mr Kera- Tyler Moody

Alts MC- Brenna Anderson-Dowd

Kaoru- Girunduu

Runa- MadeleineButtitta

 
Brucco- Christian Maclean-Mair
Ysenda -Gemma Maclean-Mair
Chura/Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle
Anzhlo - Matt Evans
Saurians/Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B

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Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End

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Anzhlo: Matt Evans
Yvonna: Lauren Littlewood
Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson
Fuzhlo: Dontae Majors
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B
Ysenda: Gemma Maclean- Mair
Brucco: Christian Maclean-Mair
Sister Always: Glenda Vilimar
Everyone else: Kier Zhou

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The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro

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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou 

Abbott Liare: Lilly Inverse

Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit: Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Explicit Sexual Themes
- Reference to Drug Use

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BOSH! Episode 2 of the reworked Wide-End Episodes is out now! Check it out! END TRANSMISSION!

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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.

Want to learn more about Lern, Emedu and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Mikkel- Adam Robinson
Sir Casper - Girunduu

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)

Captain Ironside- James Hart
Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 
- Reference to Drug Use

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Hello all!

A little announcement here for ya! Instead of focusing his time and energies on finishing The Fate of Daya, The Orillian Regiment, Anderkant, or The Steg, K. Zhou, master of story and song, has been hard at work reworking one of the few stories he actually fucking finished already.

[Sigh] So… it is my great pleasure to announce that Episode 1 of Wide-End has now been reworked and remastered to get the sound design closer to the quality you have come to expect from the NoReturniverse AAAAAAND to link it in more—[sigh] is this a joke? You want me to actually say this? Fine, fine… [sigh]—to link it in more clearly with the ‘meta plot’ which runs across the NoReturn stories.

Episode 1: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures has released today AAAAAAAAAAAAAND over the next weeks and months additional scenes will be added to the remaining Wide-End episodes too! So look forward to that!

I’ve just been handed a little note here which says… we are also still working on The Fate of Daya, The Orillian Regiment, Anderkant, The Steg, and many other stories, and that I should keep my flippant little trap shut because this is an unpaid volunteer-only production and people should be grateful they are getting anything at all—because this shit is at least 4-star quality and literally free…

Well… go and enjoy the episode, I guess!

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A collaboration between Strange New Worlds and Spaced Out Tales and The NoReturniverse.

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Alien Robot Space Jesus From The Future is a surreal and irreverent sci-fi comedy about a well-meaning but bewildered time-travelling saviour who arrives on Earth hoping to fix humanity, only to be met with indifference, bureaucracy, and a media circus. As he stumbles through job centres, detention cells, and diplomatic summits, his mission to stop the world from destroying itself becomes increasingly farcical. Skewering political theatre, messiah complexes, and the absurdity of modern life, this radio play blends dry satire with a healthy dose of cosmic futility.

Voices From the Vortex of Bureaucracy and Beyond

• The Jaw-Dropping John Kennard as the indomitable Alien Robot Space Jesus From The Future
• The Astounding Abbie Jordan-Tickle brought practiced dispassion to the Job Centre Clerk
• The Kinda-Knavish Kier Zhou tried his best as the Angry Job Seeker
• The Jubilant Jim Cogan lent machine-like charisma to the Job Centre Terminal
• The Kinetic Kat McQueen served up sass as Job Centre Agent 1
• The Commanding Cameron Gergett countered with indifference as Job Centre Agent 2
• The Mighty Matt Evans brought polite peace making to the Police Officer
• The Luminous Lauren Deakin investigated truth as the Journalist
• The Gravitas-Gilded Girunduu governed gloriously as the Prime Minister
• The Blazing Brandon Gamblin oozed menace as Agent Orange
• The Charismatic Chris Bauso made mayhem as President Biggle Guff
• The Justifiably Jaded Joe Killcar almost kept secrets safe as the Secret Service Agent
• The Dynamic Danielle Thuen reported on reports as the Reporter
• The Stoic Stephen Newhand offered the voice of the everyman as Man on the Street
• The Kinda-Kooky Kier Zhou multitasked heroically as both Woman on the Street and Ambiguously Gendered Pedestrian
• The Divine Dylan Smith pontificated perfectly as The Pope
• The Kinda-Confused Kier Zhou also moonlighted as Supreme Leader Bum Suk’s Interpreter
• The Legendary Loretta Chang diplomatically decoded for the (totally fictional) President Wei Ni Xiong
• The Magnificent Michael Secha translated tyranny for President Tupin
• The Electrifying Emily Morse-Lee transcended reality as the Alien Robot Space God

Script Sacrificed by the Chronically-Chaotic Kier Zhou

Sound Sculpted by the Begrudgingly-Busy Kier Zhou, with Consultant Conjurer Jim Cogan

Produced with Unearned Confidence by Kier Zhou & Jim Cogan

Lyrics for The Apocalypse Hymn 
Originally written by Kier Zhou. Scrapped and rewritten in its entirety by Jim Cogan 🤣

Music composed, performed, and sanctified by Jim Cogan

The Apocalypse Hymn was gloriously butchered by “The Cast”

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