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Gazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir.

| Anan | Skyler Giordano
| Bezeroa | Tyler Moody
| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait
| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse
| Dagrun  | Kier Zhou
| Deky | Cameron Gergett
| Door Man| Graham Capobianco
| Gazi | Graham Capobianco
| Ivanic | Justin Fife
| Jinu | Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares
| Kane| Tyler Moody
| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte
| Luobo | James Hart
| OR Guard | Tyler Moody
| OR LT | AJ FidLAGO
| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)
| Sendat | Rae Witte
| Sharp | Kier Zhou
| Tommo | Jack Duncan
| Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam
| Wedder | Chris (One Wall)
| Wilifred | Ed Craggbarber

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Hey all! Welcome to another ‘Friends of the Show’ segment, where I introduce you to some of the incredible work my fellow creators, collaborators, and friends are doing! This week, I’m thrilled to introduce you to Storytime with Silas, a fantastic horror anthology series created by the talented folks over at The Majestic Goose Network. This annual anthology releases spine-chilling episodes weekly during the spooky season.

The Majestic Goose Network is best known for their hilarious and captivating TTRPG exploits, but their talents extend far beyond the gaming table! They’ve been producing this deliciously horrifying audio drama for four years now.

Storytime with Silas is hosted by the unassailable Girunduu (the voice of Csgt Malcolm Rigby and Flavian 'Jaggerz' Jagari in the No Returniverse) and adapted with flair by Danielle Thuen (the voice of Pheatra and Jarna in No Return). It’s all brought to life by the eponymous Silas Lancaster (of Roll for Weird fame). And if you’re a fan of No Return, you’ll hear plenty of familiar voices throughout the anthology—so get your bingo cards ready as you explore the back catalogue!

The episode I’m excited to share with you is The Lighthouse Keepers, a mind-bending exploration of the fragility of reality written by yours truly. I really hope you enjoy it and take the time to discover more of Storytime with Silas and the amazing work coming out of the Majestic Goose Network.

Check out Storytime with Silas today!

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The keeper of an historic lighthouse loses themselves in more than the fog when they discover their predecessor's journal.

"The Lighthouse Keepers" written by Kier Zhou adapted by Danielle Thuen

Cast: Silas Lancaster - Girunduu, Thomas - Jeremy Fair, Jacob - Josh Anderson, Townsperson - E. Ogara, Amelia - Danielle Thuen

Storytime with Silas is an annual horror anthology show that is a part of the Majestic Goose Network. If you enjoy Storytime with Silas or tabletop RPG content head over to our website to check out our other shows.

Patreon: patreon.com/MajesticGoose

Discord: bit.ly/oneshotdiscord

Website: MajesticGoose.com

Twitter: @goosemajestic

Twitch: twitch.tv/MajesticGooseNetwork

Music:
Eternal Moment - Farrell Wooten
You Are Not Alone - Luella Gren
Ambiance by TabletopAudio

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Hey all!

I am not going to clog up the No Return feed with all this crazy worldbuilding, but for those who are interested:

The Lore of No Return will have it's own feed where I nerd out in detail (but not too much detail!) about Erset La Tari and the No Returniverse more generally.

If you hate it, fear not! I won't be dropping more of it on here!

But if you like it, you can find it on Spotify: 

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Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

An anthology of short fiction from some of the most inventive and creative indie audio storytellers working today. Released every Equinox and Solstice, each episode features short sci-fi audio works created just for this show, all around a particular theme. All stories are (c) by their creators, all rights reserved.

The inaugural episode features six short stories from some fantastic creators, working with the theme “Harvest.” Meet them and their other projects!

“Star Harvest” Written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Sound Design by Kier Zhou

Starring:

Kat McQueen as Cosmo Corp Tannoy System
Tyler Moody as Major Banlu
Chris Bauso as Computer
Gemma Maclean-Mair as Captain Nawin
Girunduu as Lieutenant Kuru
Kier Zhou as Mr Tama
Lilly Inverse as Interviewer
Loretta Chang as Evelyn Price

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Star Harvest is written by Kier Zhou, Girunduu and SuperTeek

Equinox Anthology is a new collection of sci-fi audio short fiction, hopefully ongoing, with episodes being released every Equinox and Solstice. Audio fiction creators submit short audio works around a simple theme which are collected into each episode.

Equinox Anthology (alienghostrobot.com)

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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

Lars Xu- Blake White

Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

Leda- Lilly Inverse

Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

Brother Absalom- Girunduu
 
Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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Well, hello there, ladies, gents, and Alts! Pekko here with a little update for you!

Some of you might have noticed that "The Fate of Daya," which had been on a pretty slick and regular release schedule (certainly by the standards of the No Return Universe), suddenly went quiet!

Well, I am here to let you know that the real-life issues that got in the way of production have been dealt with, and the gang will be back at the table from August, with releases anticipated to start up again in October!

This show is an amateur production that relies on the goodwill and talent of a band of dedicated volunteers. Given the scope and ambition of the ol’ No Return Universe, it’s no surprise that our best-laid and worst-laid plans get interrupted by the whims and vicissitudes of real-life priorities. Indeed, the show is structured in such a way as to ensure that when there are production delays in one story, you will still be getting sweet, sweet content from other stories! The happiness, health, well-being, and prosperity of the cast and crew of No Return will always remain the highest priority. So, no matter how much you love the show, it’s just one of those things you’ll have to accept until someone reckless enough pays us all to work on this full-time!

But I have got some good news for you!

You’ve got the penultimate episode of "Anderkant" dropping tomorrow, and another episode of "Mageslayers" following it up the week after, so bully for you!

We’ve also got two more episodes of "The Orillian Regiment" in the pipeline, as well as more from part 2 of "The Steg"!

So, fear not, dear listeners—whilst you wait for "The Fate of Daya" to get back on track, there is plenty of quality content coming your way!

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Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!

Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou

Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar

Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams

Lt Lars Xu - Blake White

Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith

Anzhlo: Matt Evans

Yvonna Isolde:  Lauren Littlewood

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Implied Sexual Themes

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Original release date 20 Apr 2024

I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...

Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso
Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle
Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)
Vasa - Lilly Inverse
Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig
Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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