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HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!

I guess you should probably listen to find out!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Irht: Kat McQueen
Heliokyna: Rae Witte
Dowager: Lilly Inverse
Ignatius: A J Fidalgo
Aegisa: Daniellelanois
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Loads of Extra Characters : Kier Zhou
Typhonkratos: Chris RR Bauso
Gidia: Gemma Maclean-Mair
Thurkearix: Glenda Villimar
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Hogyn: Kier Zhou
Malikor: Ray O'Hare

Content Warnings:

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.

Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.

Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.

Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Irht: Kat McQueen
Heliokyna: Rae Witte
Dowager: Lilly Inverse
Ignatius: A J Fidalgo
Aegisa: Daniellelanois
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Loads of Extra Characters : Kier Zhou
Typhonkratos: Chris RR Bauso
Gidia: Gemma Maclean-Mair
Thurkearix: Glenda Villimar
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Hogyn: Kier Zhou
Malikor: Ray O'Hare

Content Warnings:

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.

Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.

Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.

Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.

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We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Irht: Kat McQueen
Heliokyna: Rae Witte
Dowager: Lilly Inverse
Ignatius: A J Fidalgo
Aegisa: Daniellelanois
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Loads of Extra Characters : Kier Zhou
Typhonkratos: Chris RR Bauso
Gidia: Gemma Maclean-Mair
Thurkearix: Glenda Villimar
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Hogyn: Kier Zhou
Malikor: Ray O'Hare

Content Warnings:

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.

Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.

Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.

Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.

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This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!

We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Drakon: Dontae Majors
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Vizier/Special Representative : Kier Zhou
Irht: Kat McQueen
Heliokyna: Rae Witte
Dowager: Lilly Inverse

Content Warnings:

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.

Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.

Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.

Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.

Join Us On Discord!

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This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!

We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Drakon: Dontae Majors
Ignatius: A J Fidalgo
Aegisa: Daniellelanois
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Headmaster Jareth/Student/Herald/Councillor Branton: Kier Zhou
Irht: Kat McQueen
Heliokyna: Rae Witte
Typhonkratos: Chris RR Bauso

Content Warnings:

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.

Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.

Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.

Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.

Join Us On Discord!

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This is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!

We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!

Drakon: Dontae Majors
Ignatius: A J Fidalgo
Aegisa: Daniellelanois
Kerren: Stuart Bullock
Gidia: Gemma Maclean-Mair
Iskra: Ren @Renovershares
Thurkearix: Glenda Villimar
Rael: Cameron Gergett
Hogyn/Fara: Kier Zhou
Coronation Elder 1: Dylan Smith
Coronation Elder 2: Lauren Deakin

Content Warnings:

Violence and Magical Combat: Contains scenes of intense magical combat, explicit violence, physical abuse, and death.

Discrimination: Depictions of slavery, caste systems and ableism.

Psychological Intensity and Emotional Abuse: Features high-stress situations, psychological manipulation, emotional abuse, and threats of peril.

Disturbing Imagery: Includes descriptions of bodily transformations, injuries, and torture.

Mental Health Triggers: Portrays panic, distress, and abusive language, which might be triggering for some viewers.

Threats and Lethal Challenges: Characters face lethal environments and situations with explicit threats of death and cruelty.

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Hey everyone!

We are super excited to announce the release of the pilot episodes of The Kingdom of Lern over the next few weeks!

We would REEEEALLY appreciate your feedback on this story before we go into full production.

Use the 'Text us' function hear in the show notes, the comments on Spotify or, hells, join us on Discord to discuss!

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Ceannaí chooses an inopportune moment to approach the (very sweary) Brigadier of the Orillian Regiment!

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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

Jim Tuohy Art

Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real.

Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?

I guess you should probably listen to find out!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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