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- Mageslayers — Episode 10: What The F**k Have You Done?!
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The Heist Concludes!
Content warnings- Strong language
- Violence, injury and blood
- Death and mortality
- Sexual references or nudity
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
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Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
Vehlo Warden — AJ Fidalgo
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier Zhouhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/19079552
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21 min - Mageslayers — Episode 9: That Easy, Huh?
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The Heist Continues!
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- Death and mortality
Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
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Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others — Kier Zhouhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/19079532
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21 min - The Black Thorn — Episode 6: The Taste of Indignation
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The Black Thorn goes to the post office.
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Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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17 min - The Black Thorn — Episode 5: Even In Perfection…
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The Black Thorn tries to love...
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- Death and mortality
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Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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20 min - The Black Thorn — Episode 4: Time to Redirect
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The Black Thorn gets a beer.
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Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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13 min - Fate of Daya — Episode 20: I'd Like That Very Much…
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The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...
What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?
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Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin — Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Swifty — Jack Duncan
GM — Dylan Smithhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18723754
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1 hr 6 min - The Black Thorn — Episode 3: It's Not Mine…
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The Black Thorn is recognised.
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13 min - The Black Thorn — Episode 2: I've Become Too Comfortable…
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The Black Thorn makes his way home.
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11 min - The Black Thorn — Episode 1: My Dark Hunger
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The Black Thorn visits the countryside.
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Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou
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12 min - Mageslayers — Episode 8: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?
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The Heist Begins!
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Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit — Mitch Kaye
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Uruk Guards — Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega
Gorluk — Graham Capobianco
Biksune Ree — Taylor Michaels
Rebel Freeman — Alan Katsuro
Seilbh — Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn — Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi — Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall — Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle — Dylan Smith
Cinnte Micheart — Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach — Adam Robinson
Addison De Ara — Laura Duncan
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil — Kier Zhouhttps://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/18356563
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About No Return
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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political…
disasters and very bad decisions.
Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth.
Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing.
But don’t take my word for it…
This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals!
Here’s what listeners are saying:
“A journey through a creative mind like no other… I cannot begin to imagine how this creator keeps all his characters and plot lines straight, but it’s a marvel.”
“The quality and sound production are absolutely on point, but it’s the captivating writing and voice acting that keep you coming back.”
“Chaotic [affectionate]. Each arc has something unique - sometimes gut-wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded — it keeps you on your toes.”
Extra lore, behind-the-scenes chaos, and stray thoughts at:
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