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No Snobs or Knobs EP 889 : Roman “iPhone,” Irish Lion Dog & Poland’s Boldest Burglar


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This week on No Snobs or Knobs  EP 889,we’re bringing you the world’s most “are we being punk’d?” headlines.
• Archaeologists “find an iPhone” in a 2,000-year-old Roman dig—so… did time travel actually happen, or did Caesar just invent airplane mode?
• In Ireland, a dog that looks exactly like a lion causes a mini-meltdown… until everyone realizes it’s a very good boy with a salon blowout.
• A man insists his sheep is his date and tries to ride first class—baaa-d etiquette, premium fleece.
• Australia checks in with “Frank,” the alligator lounging in a backyard pool on a Saturday—allegedly with a cigar. (Frank says it was a breadstick.)
• And in Poland, a burglar gets busted carrying a tote bag that literally says: “These Are Not Stolen Goods.” Reader, they were.
It’s the craziest news you’ve ever heard—because no one else would dare read it on air. New episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe, comment your weirdest headline, and remember: no snobs, no knobs—just the news that slipped past the bouncers.

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Two Old Farts Making NoisesBy David and Steven The Two Old Guys