Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.

226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.

Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

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James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss low lighting, deep diving, high kicks and haiku.



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528: No Such Thing As A Toilet Haiku

James, Anna, Andy and Erica McAlister discuss flies, flies, flies and flies.



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527: No Such Thing As A Rum and Woke

James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3.



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526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana

Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie.



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525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin

Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles.



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226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling

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