Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of stealth and haste

Been around for 70-odd year

Drove many men's soul to waste

I was 'round when Jeb Bush

Had his moment of doubt & pain

& now because of Putin

Stare out a white house window @ rain

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is just the nature of my game

Hung around St. Petersburg

Till Putin gave me some big-time change

I killed Bill Maher - God, I'm so sinister

As Hillary saw me go full-deranged

Rode a Russian tank

Fucked a Moscow skank

While the trolling raged

& my election was staged

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

Ah, what's puzzling you is

Will democracy ever be the same

I watched in glee, while poor Hillary

Went looking for emails - after a Russian burglary

I shouted out

Who allowed such obscenity?

When after all

Was my base & nazi tv

Allow me to introduce myself, 

In bad health & a total fake

I prey on FOX-TV viewers 

Turning their brains into corn flakes

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you is 

That I have absolutely no shame

Pleased to meet you

Must confess my true aim

It's all about confusing you

Till I throw you on to the flame

Just as the GOP's criminal

& all my supporters shits

As heads start to roll

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause, hell 

I'm in need of real restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy & some taste

Or i'll screw your liberal politick

& turn your soul into utter waste