The homies told me to stop dicking around with an interest form and just sell the damn tickets. So that's exactly what I'm doing. Welcome to the chaos.

🔥 I set the date before I booked anything because backing yourself into a corner is actually a business strategy

💸 Early bird tickets start at $269 in July and climb every single month, so the longer you wait, the more it costs to procrastinate

🎙️ Five people have already asked to speak at an event with no stage, no lineup, and no agenda, and honestly same energy

📱 I'm going from zero Instagram posts in two years to 40 videos in 40 days starting July 1st because apparently I enjoy suffering publicly

💪 I quit Orange Theory for the Ladder app and Hilary Duff's peach is the reason, I will not be taking questions

🛠️ The day after the event I'm locking you in a room with snacks, dance breaks, and me poking holes in everything you've been too scared to launch

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Stop waiting until it's perfect. The people who built something did it messy, loud, and before they were ready. Your cave called, and it wants you to stop going back.