In this episode we talk about the national White Claw shortage crisis, how we were almost the generation that ended smoking, and how the NBA is permanently banning ninjas. We also give a sports update on football's first week, share in Dave Chapelle's approach to dealing with the alphabet people, and talk government stupidity. Also, if anyone has a car with a million miles on it, please call me immediately.

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