Look, if you ingrates aren't going to listen to your BobbyFather, the least you can do is subscribe and leave a review on this episode that he spent all week making over a hot, microwaved microphone! 

Join Bobby, Dan, and late night pancake friend Michael LaRamba as they avoid dead air with Sweeney Todd's bathing schedule, Catfish: The Musical, and bachelor party wetness (yeah sorry about that one). Later, the lads rate and review a card that is angry levels of cute, and once and for all chastises you for not seeing just how amazing you are!

in the words of Peter De Coursey, "God Bless and Cheer the F*ck Up."