BOY
Hey, how's it going, Neil?

CAMERON
Neil? Study group tonight?

NEIL
Yeah, sure.

CAMERON
Business as usual, huh? Hey, I heard you got the new kid. Looks like a stiff. Oops.

NEIL
Listen. Don't mind Cameron. He's, uh, born with his foot in his mouth. Know what I mean?

CHARLIE
Rumor has it you did summer school.

NEIL
Yep. Chemistry. My father thought I should get ahead. How was your summer, Slick?

CHARLIE
Keen. Meeks, door, close.

MEEKS
Yes, sir.

CHARLIE
Gentlemen, what are the four pillars?

BOYS
Travesty! Horror! Decadence! Excrement!