In this week’s episode of Your Mother’s Torah, I’ll be reading the Torah Portion Noach straight from my LEB Bible—now y’all, I gotta give a little disclaimer. With my good ol’ southern drawl, mixed with the fact that I’m just a small-town Kentucky girl who’s never set foot in the ancient Near East, you can bet your boots I’ve butchered a name or two! So, if you catch me stumblin’ over names like Arphaxad or Mesopotamia, just bless my heart and know I’m tryin’ my best.