Blackouts, muggings, and dental trauma — oh my. Nobody asked us to share these stories, but here we are.

This week, we’re serving chaos cocktails with a side of cautionary tales. From Jess's decades-long crush that ended in baby-giraffe blackout mode, to our guest Paige surviving a literal gunpoint mugging in Houston, to Billie Jo reliving her wired-shut college years after a football tackle left her teeth in the wrong zip code… we’re covering it all in an episode that is equal parts funny, horrifying, and healing.

Grab your tequila, clutch your Balenciaga, and settle in for stories nobody asked us to tell.

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