We're on a boat and it's going 0.5 mph, and we've got a nautical-themed Senior Spa Day commemorative t-shirt on. Everything's bigger on the Upper East Side, including senior skip days. Between a lover's den at the Plaza and stowaways on mega-yachts, it feels like no one's at school these days. Maybe that's on purpose for our favorite Serena wannabe freshman. Tune in to hear all about faux rock stars and the best recipe for fingertip stew.