If you haven't eaten yet, maybe hold off a bit longer! This week we dive into a flatulent end of the year gift for Kristen but you're all in on the secret so no blabbing to her what to expect. We also discuss a reddit story with a...pustulous romantic ending. And we wrap this shit up with by cleansing the palate with a Jesus Ouija board to save our souls from the nightmare that was this episode. Strap in, you're likely on the short bus to hell anyway. Might as well enjoy!