That's right, folks, we're talking about false prophets, those purveyors of misinformation and chaos that roam our news cycles like a biblical plague. From talking heads to Twitter trolls, these modern-day charlatans are spreading their wicked ways far and wide.

But fear not, dear listeners, for we are armed with our own weapon of choice: humor. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh in the face of evil as we take on the false prophets of mainstream media.