Welcome to Metal Gear 101. This week we are going to learn how to avoid our opponents by hiding underneath a box. That's about as far as Nolan North and Troy Baker get trying to stealth in the 1987 MSX2 video game classic Metal Gear! Kojima's lore is deep but don't worry there are tangents, as Nolan revisits the Muppets and Troy's dealing with telemarketers. The guys are here to save Grey Fox and destroy Metal Gear... maybe... load up on rations regardless! This is RETRO REPLAY.

Let's play!