"It reeks of NARP in here!!!"    "C'mon bro no NARPs allowed!!!"    "Wait so that means I'll be dating a NARP???"   Talking to a D1 athlete is fun and all... That is, until you get called a NARP 5 times in one night. Wait.. You don't know what a NARP is? Well get your notebooks out and your pen ready because the girls have a nice little lesson for you that you won't want to miss.