Howdy partners! Mosey on down to the ranch with us. We will saddle up the horses, rope a bronco, and run from a floating space vagina! We say the word "spectacle" waaaayyyy too much. We are trying to break this wild movie stallion while a chimpanzee bashes our faces in. Nope. We're just two white dudes sitting across from one another and thumbing through a thesaurus for words other than "spectacle".