NOTES:
* "The National Car Registry" - we're basically guaranteed millionaires now
* "Chateau Mormont" - Romney's on the drums
* "OK Boomer" - I don't know where I got Lips
* "Lessons Learned" - my opinions on Gumby have been destroyed by logic and reason
* "Schmemily Post" - it's a nu-nu!
* "Someday In The Universe" - get ready for homophobiaphobia
* "Mommy Speaks" - it's a powerful incantation