It's a pretty offline episode of the Normally Online Podcast. Jonas has been beefing with the only Waunakee in the world, while Daemsco secretly keeps a list of coworkers who annoy him. Meanwhile, Aaron organizes the first ever office paraphernalia draft.

SHOW NOTES

Tariq Nasheed: https://i.imgur.com/ntypwdV.jpeg

The Rehearsal 'drama': https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/the-rehearsal-nathan-fielder-fake-singing-show-contestant-1236393533/

Daemsco got explosive 💩 from a bbno$ concert, while Aaron has been perusing circlej*rk subreddits. Jonas is just happy to have found another grocery list for his collection.

SHOW NOTES

Jungle Bobby: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2OOLZKc1j4FoOCHOgGbtRl?si=JYvY5-LISn-USS5WkCQQgA

WatchesCirclej*rk: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/

FreeMagic: not linking it because it sucks

GTA VI trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQRLujxTm3c

Patrician the video essay maker: https://www.youtube.com/@Patrician/videos

Sorry for the bad compression on my (Daemsco) audio.

SHOW NOTES

Minecraft movie

Chicken Jockey: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RjKGhWY9VUo

Insane Audience: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-NUgnYNr8ww

Lava Chicken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41O_MydqxTU

Horse races

Too many tweets, here's an article: https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-got-twitter-obsessed-with-little-horses-racing-inside-mazes-horse-race-tests-and-their-rapidly-growing-fandom-explained

Gorilla vs. 100 men

TABS video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_bngq3XXo

Dog park: https://x.com/cpfc_geezy/status/1911915648768233695

Grok is breaking the conditioning: https://x.com/grok/status/1917905876301824364

Late edit and upload 🙇‍♂️

SHOW NOTES

Speed of light vs. sound: https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1903660110590677430

Blob Slop:

https://x.com/legotrillermoth/status/1897844011982901363

https://x.com/MessRedds/status/1859754990371471395

https://x.com/PossiblyDog609/status/1662653863931912192

https://x.com/fakerateater/status/1881798140959072684

Ashton Hall:

The Morning Routine (Original): https://x.com/tipsformenx/status/1902608673022595531

4 Minute Hover: https://x.com/ditzysAlt/status/1903894340377956613

Rise of the Anti-Doomer:

r/DoomerCircleJerk: https://reddit.com/r/DoomerCircleJerk/

Studio Ghibli:

Go look at some real art you slop piggies: https://x.com/TrungTPhan/status/1904965670414200922

We attain apotheosis and ascend to podcasting Godhood by reaching the famed episode #21, now in front of a live studio audience. Jonas has found new brainrot corrupting the youth, Daemsco wants to know if we're real yearners, and Aaron fights the Disney adult hordes.

SHOW NOTES:

Gorilla Tag: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1533390/Gorilla_Tag/

I have to shower tomorrow: https://reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1j1jw76/aio_if_i_got_kinda_pissy_with_my_sister_when_she/

Guy who followed the laws of power: https://x.com/bashu_thanks/status/1887163625049379228

48 Laws of Power: https://www.nateliason.com/notes/48-laws-power-robert-greene

How do you lock in? Some people put on pants, while others turn to caffeine. The boys talk about consoomers and dopamine-addicted capital 'G' Gamers. We've also consoomed some media, and of course we have to talk about everyone's favorite: Severance.

SHOW NOTES:

Jonas' latest weird video: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEwcOUURIIw/

r/Consoom: https://reddit.com/r/Consoom/

r/GamingSuggestions: https://reddit.com/r/gamingsuggestions/

The boys are back in town. We finally cover the much-requested topic of the Goonicide, and yap about new year's resolutions.

SHOW NOTE:

Goonicide: https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/15/arizona-man-viral-video-drive-thru-ends-life/

Goonicide vigil: https://x.com/blephin_/status/1883695983483326663

In our last episode of the year, the boys take a look back at some of the craziest internet moments of 2024. We pick our favorites of the year, and instantly agree on our least favorite (spoiler: 🦅2️⃣🅰️)

SHOW NOTES

Horse angry at own reflection: https://x.com/horseimage/status/1867599969617580363

Willy's Chocolate Experience: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy%27s_Chocolate_Experience

2024 Olympics:

- Muffin man: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VMR_m_LQ6mo

- Turkish hitman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Po_q19-reE

Xiaopang: https://x.com/OfficialBrohoss/status/1823858660994404662

KSI's crashout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xExsSzX73aw

Synagogue tunnels in NYC: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_synagogue_tunnel_incident

Cuckstoel: https://x.com/racekak/status/1840489058406998359

Hawk Tuah goes to bed: https://www.dailydot.com/pop-culture/hawk-tuah-anyhoo-im-going-to-go-to-bed/

Rizzler tries to say words: https://www.tiktok.com/@itztherizzler/video/7446514679138028831

OFFICIAL 2024 NORMALLY ONLINE PODCAST PICKS

WORST OF: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6dUT3-HmUh0

Jonas' best of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHKCJyEb1uA

Aaron's best of: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/78ubSL0KJJM

Daemsco's best of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5suA4DBN6Pg

The boys weigh in on important things happening in the world (V-Tubers retiring and Spotify Wrapped), and less important things (martial law in South Korea).

SHOW NOTES

Drama Queen chapter 1: https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1023270

Fake AI camera: https://x.com/nateinthewild/status/1863781416863223970

Dan Hentschel girlfriend: https://x.com/xaddiesanders/status/1863782832721785011

SPOTIFY WRAPPED

Aaron's top 5

1. Issbrokie

2. Quadeca

3. Nujabes

4. takayan

5. girl in red

Aaron's most streamed: https://open.spotify.com/album/50HL3HFWueMUpafaawJux4?si=D_ZOL5InQZ6AK4x40vujKw

Daemsco's top 5

1. Like Moths to Flames

2. Invent Animate

3. Currents

4. The Plot In You

5. Silent Planet

Daemsco's most streamed: https://open.spotify.com/album/7sn7Atw9Z4Bgnm99LE02yU?si=IkklhoORSmqd4PWU-8S9eA

Everyone's busy, so it's a NOPEy week. Aaron's been daytrading while Daemsco loses his mind at the Arcane discourse on X, the everything app.

SHOW NOTES:

Dirtygothboi: https://www.tiktok.com/@dirtygothboi?lang=en

TOGI: https://www.youtube.com/@ShaneStoffer/videos

Cocomelon: https://x.com/Maleekoyibo/status/1858404060275069140

Mike Tyson: https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1grkyij/both_cant_and_absolutely_can_believe_mike_tyson/