The internet’s obsession with normie drama has officially peaked — and we’re here for every second of it. This week, we break down the viral Coldplay concert affair, the CEO and HR director who got caught mid-squeeze, and how TikTok turned LinkedIn into a battleground. We also drag the woman who tried to scam an Uber Eats driver for $10 (and lost her job doing it), swoon over Pedro Pascal (again), and go deep on why Jennifer Love Hewitt’s curves broke the internet. Grab your wine — it’s a messy one.