Strap in and choose your side (there's only one right answer) - it's time to Civil War! [TW: Sexual Assault, Human Slavery, Graphic Violence] Prepare yourself for some horrific material where we emphatically suggest Parental Guidance for both the source material and this podcast. George & Orry (representing the the titular North & South) struggle with the evils of slavery, nepotism, and getting laid in a puritanical society.