Grab your garlic, crosses, and maybe a drink or two (we're doing both), because it's time to discuss Robert Eggers' new film Nosferatu like only we can - super distracted with a hint of ignorance. Was Orlok a simp? Why was paperwork such a major focus? How do you avoid getting ethered as a woman in olden days?

Drink up, and don't forget to avoid rats. Just in case.